Source: BBC Radio 4 "The Archers" Archers: 2013-06-16 Sunday                  http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/archers archers_20130616_1920a.mp3

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Hang on, Jazzer / I'm sorry / just got back from church. / been / investigating / careful, I hope. / So is my middle name / thinking / going on / she didn't suspect a thing. / Good. / bumped / on purpose / shop / that reminds me / something smells good. / thanks / lovely piece of / yesterday / nice join / beef / looks as good as it smells. / nicely / good size / I know / still / cooking / just the three / yeah. What's left over / Fredie's sandwitches. / right / quite a lot / Christine's / if you like / we are not eating / 1 o'clock though / Great, suits me. / hang / what about Christine's display? / I'll be back at one. / Jazzer. / I'll tell you then.

I've lost / perfect. just the way dad likes it. / of course. / soaked up the gravy / favorite pudding / save me a piece. / We are not going to eat the whole thing. Anyway / the car / Dad? Not Spencer? / No, he's working. / really pleased / advice / you can ask him yourself / just come in / pass me to mom / It's Josh. / put / speakerphone / Josh / I'm starving / smells gorgeous / I'd better set the table / happy birthday / thank you / flower / they / lovely surprise. / yesterday / Did you see them? / they are brilliant. Thanks, Josh. / I know / same present as last year / how much / liked / how /. farmers / that's good / Dad? / Can I ask / hen / talking to Neil about / single wicket / Yeah, sure / if you think / help / supper / Great. Thanks, dad. / come on, then, guys / wash your hands / all / gravy / see you late then, Josh / OK. See you later. Bye. / Josh. / Poebe / have you finised your sandwiches / just / Can you help / eggs from the van / seriously / sold out / pulling the crowd / really pulling the crowds / people care about / tracability. / Whatever it is, it's working.

So, is that it? / tell you / sparkling material / ribbons / tiny wee flowers / I can't remember / Don't mind, Jazzer / anything and everything / display / bit / innit, Eddie? / cry for attention / lost her touch / yesterday / Have you / yours / well, / motif / symbolizing / pouring milk / logical conclusion / power to multiply / one of her miracles. So we / milk fills / overflowing, and the bowl will be full of / to symbolize that / can I finish these / spuds / Yeah, you carry on, Jazzer / Ta. / wisdom she carried / look for / a paraphine lamp / nice tasteful white candle in it. / Oh, yeah, yeah, really classy. / fresh / fairy / I don't know / thanks, Jazzer. You've been / real help / all this / fed up / milk round / industrial espionage / I'll do / anything / guys / nice / carry / no need / I thought / win / this competition / competition, Jazzer. / fund-raising / me and Nic / more classy / all right from now on / finished / What's up? / I was saving the best to last. / What? / the juciest bit. / Oh? / Christines / what / ever / do with it? I mean, what does the water symbolize? / It's meant to be the Sea of Galilee. / Eh? / on about? / mary's da is a trowler man / that ain't right. / I, I mean a fisherman / No, no, / about that / christine to make a mistake / confused / love. / Nuh, you must have misheard. Anyway, she / water feature / safety / can't see that happening / garden / with / as long as / what they are doing / See, Clarrie? / well, / water feature? Oh. / so, / find out what it's look like? / oh, yeah.

Come on, then, dad, tell me what you think / doesn't look like there are any water or oil leaks / good / bend / look underneath / looking for .... ? / oil stain / all clear / engine / clean / engine / means that they could be, you know, / hiding leaks or major repair after a  / best idea / dad / just a pretty face / what? / Just, can you make a note of this number. / yeah, ok / take a photo / doesn't look like / we can check it / later / Oh, oh, it's / evaluation certificate / say? / asking. / see / right. / knock / a couple of quid off / does that mean we can  / an offer / maybe / let's ask him / come on, dad / take it for a test drive.

well, / gazebo in first. We can / stuff around them. / OK. / table legs / Got it. / listen, while you were helping  / cache up / chat with / store holders / never mind / so, I've got  / contact details / other farmers' market / give / ok / mean / store / Oh, yeah. So, what I was thinking is, this could be a money-making machine / get organized / we can even / summer holidays / that's what I was thinking / later / we can talk / computer game / oh / What? / hours / still / bed by eight. / That's OK. / this week / Thursday? / Cool. / all the emails / phone calls then.

So, you've got yourself a new car at last. / providing / checks out OK / thanks for paying for that / promised / first few months / so brilliant. Thank you. / You're welcome / a bit more than I thought / I'm going to be mobile again. Yay. / I'm glad / placement / next year. Yes, I can't wait. / If she passes her exams and gets the placement. / Exactly. Even then / seven grand. / the optimism of youth / Hi, mom. / Hello. / Dad. / Hiya. How did it go then, Josh? / Brilliant. We sold out / wow / tell / cows in / thanks, David / nice birthday, mom? / lovely, thank you. / meal / afterwards. / No, not this time / beautifully, I have to say / Oh, right. / suppose / well, it's a good thing / keep / warm in the oven / isn't it?

Clarrie, what are you doing / my catalogues? / research, for inspiration for me flower design / that's what I meant / milk churn / roses / paraphine lamp / next to what Christine's doing / I thought it wasn't a competition / of couse it ain't. I'm not competing / just, my duty / make / can / for the organ fund. / Of course. My mistake / one display should outshine / everybody else's / oh / anything Christine can do, I can do as well, if not better.